CASTING COMPLAINTS

model: I'm going to leave this sweater on, to hide my ass.
me: You don't have a big ass.
model: YES, look. [pulls up sweater & turns around]
me: You're lucky, I have no ass. I have tiny boy hips. [frown]
model: The worst part is...my tiny was does nothing but ACCENTUATE the voluptuousness of my ass.
me: Yesss...what a horrible sentence. [sarcasm] [eyeroll]
model: [look of horror] OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT!?!!!
[mutual laughter until tears]
me: I cannot. That was priceless. We are so fucked up. This...I am blogging this. I will leave your name out I promise, but this is gold. [wiping tear from eye]