February 2012
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“A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn’t think he’d remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn’t see me at all,...
disappearing daughters
me: Hi Mom, it's me Cailin!
mom: WHERE ARE YOU...?
me: England!
mom: so you won't be home this weekend, I gather...
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Dreaded Bikini Polaroids >:-(
Marco: when are we going to do those bikini polaroids?
me: um...not now.
Marco: why?
me: not wearing underwear!
Marco: we didn't need to know that...
me: well, I'm lying. I am...u know...really ugly nude thong/no bra situation.
Marco: we have a bikini here u can borrow...
me: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!! [sticks out tongue] [runs out agency door]
Watch“Awesome” dude.
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Sup LDN.
Again I feel very trapped by my surroundings. I’m across the universe and want to explore, but I’m tied to this city financially. I don’t have the luxury to travel, but I’m so close to escaping. I want to runaway from London, to go to Wales and stand in the places of all of my father’s family photos. I’m so close to Scotland, to these relatives of my...
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RECURRING CASTING NIGHTMARES
NYFW casting director: what shows did you walk last season in New York?
LFW casting director: what shows did you walk in New York?
MFW casting director: what shows did you walk in New York?
PFW casting director: what shows did you walk in New York?
me: Oh...you knowww...[pause]...they were all very arty and hip and obscure...I doubt YOU would have ever heard of them.
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Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who follows my Tumblr and my Twitter, I know it’s not cos I’m a model {cos I suck at that}, it’s cos I’m a dead-honest bitch; and I love you that much more for it.
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Fashion Week Battles #1
casting assistant's assistant: Oh my goooosh, I have those boots! They're Miu Miu, right?
me: Uh, yeah.
casting assistant's assistant: Hmm...I bought those, like, 4 seasons ago.......[smug look]
me: Oh you BOUGHT them? [chuckle] I didn't buy them, Miu Miu gave them to Anja Rubik and she thought they were hiiiiideous..so I took them. [nose wrinkle] I would never ruin my GOOD shoes at castings...
casting assistant's assistant: [silence]
me: [mind-fuck] [mind-fuck] [mind-fuck]
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“She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she...”
– Albert Camus, The Stranger
homeless hotties
model roommate: hey...isn't that the male model that they discovered when he was homeless, living in Tompkins Square Park...?
me: I mean [eyeroll] which ONE...
“Hips like a 10 year old boy!!!!”
– gay stylist.
I think he meant this as a compliment…#NotClearOn #single4life
Sicker Than UR Average
model: [brow furrow] Do you...know that guy?
me: Uh, sort of. My friend is trying to set me up with him.
model: EW. Why?
me: Because he's...[sigh]...you know..."normal"...not a model...or...a rockstar or some shit. He's a "nice guy"....
model: [sour lemon face]
me: yep. [sour lemon face]
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CASTING COMPLAINTS
model: I'm going to leave this sweater on, to hide my ass.
me: You don't have a big ass.
model: YES, look. [pulls up sweater & turns around]
me: You're lucky, I have no ass. I have tiny boy hips. [frown]
model: The worst part is...my tiny was does nothing but ACCENTUATE the voluptuousness of my ass.
me: Yesss...what a horrible sentence. [sarcasm] [eyeroll]
model: [look of horror] OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT!?!!!
[mutual laughter until tears]
me: I cannot. That was priceless. We are so fucked up. This...I am blogging this. I will leave your name out I promise, but this is gold. [wiping tear from eye]
I’m confused
that advice for single people is
don’t get too attached
but advice for people in relationships is
love like you’ve never been hurt
