“…probably gonna shave my armpits, you know, for the Jubilee.”
—response to WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND IN LONDON ENGLAND?
—response to WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND IN LONDON ENGLAND?
yeah, they care. I guess, if the biggest bummer bout ur job is that u have look like a babe in little black dresses all the time, it can’t be that bad. I usually just wear a huge ugly sweater overtop so it looks like I’m wearing no pants and then ugly dirty men’s dress shoes. Then when u get to the castings/agency, change ur shoes and take off ur “flair” and stow it in a duffle bag.
good luck with ur search :)

My flatmate works at @Selfridges in the PR department; so clearly we had to drop in to the men’s underwear party the other night, where they held a fabulously classy party shameless gay cruise amongst the boxes of underpants, uh at 8PM.
Obviously, after 17-or-so free Smirnoff Ices and 3/4 of one blue WKD (whoa, calm down high school flashback) I did not need to be pressured to have my free polaroid taken with the pants gang. I might have even referred to them as “Orange” “Green” and “Twinsies”, but as one of 2 straight women at the party I feel as tho I pulled off said objectification without offending a soul…meow
A little birdie told me that Kat Hessen is modeling agaiiiin and hopefully coming to visit me in Hackney soon: *SQUEAL!*
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I took this Photobooth picture just now to announce that I will be going to Paris Disneyland/Euro Disney (whatever you wanna call yourself now) SOON and I shall be wearing this blue SATIN children’s Fantasia jacket that I got from Stable Market today after another pointless wondering tour of everything wrong in the world—I MEAN “CYBERDOG”.
OH MY GO-O-OD *singing voice*
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dear modelgurl,
i’ve been thinking about us
and I think it would be best
if you got an Xbox
i get lonely in ur place
when ur at work
xx modelboi
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